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Moscow Wolf
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Have been a little bored this morning and went searching for different methods of defoliating the scrotum sack. Now it seems that certain members on here use a smoking or singeing method that I cannot find any useful information about and I was wondering what your thoughts are in this area of male hygiene and testicular fixation. I attach Wikihow's 12 steps to which I should add, I think is a complete load of bollocks. No way would I allow any electric razor again near my private parts AGAIN - all I can say is that it makes the eyes water when you nick yourself. Wet shaving is fine, but you don't need to lie down like you're undergoing some medical operation as depicted in the link. http://www.wikihow.com/Shave-Your-Genitals-%28Male%29_________________ Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
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whelp
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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:56 pm |
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you could just not bother, which is my preferred method.
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Moscow Wolf
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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:15 pm |
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nuttymate
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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:47 pm |
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I didn't realise a bit of pubic hair was such an issue....I quite like a bloke to be hairier than me.... Get a home waxing kit chicks and let her practise until she gets it right.... 
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CANNOCK WOLF
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Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:50 pm |
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Use veet
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Moscow Wolf
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CANNOCK WOLF
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Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:15 am |
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Moscow Wolf wrote: CANNOCK WOLF wrote: Use veet Honestly, have you tried it on your ball bag? I wouldn't, but that is just my opinion. Please read here the severe health warnings before undertaking such a dangerous route!!! http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK
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Rozza
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Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:48 am |
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How about just identifying a good hairdresser and getting Kid Creole to pay for it?
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wolfman169
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Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:37 pm |
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I always end up shaving the fookin mirror.
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suiging
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 1:59 am |
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Get one of those torch/flamethrower thingies from a cake shop. Clean balls or something shrivelled for your mates cake..........win win
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Embers
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Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 7:06 pm |
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Moscow, once you've smoked your bollocks, let me know if it looks like a plucked Capon.
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Gav`la
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Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 4:05 pm |
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Personally wet shaving with an oil, i canna stand hairy bits especially not on da ladies. 
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Moscow Wolf
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Gav`la
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Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:10 am |
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You wanna see em!
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Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:27 pm |
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Tis the only reason I'm going to have a look 
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